Monday, October 17, 2005
S is for SPECTACLES
Spectacles are made on Phobos, the moon of Mars. Spectacle-vendors do not know that.
Spectacles convert humans into Martian hybrids.
On 14th March 2075 1:25:32 p.m. Greenwich Mean Time, every one of 750 million spectacle-wearers will remove her/his spectacles, and the earth will implode.
This isn’t public knowledge because it might cause a slight panic.
The CIA is conducting a search-and-destroy campaign for every converted human.
An excellent reason for wearing contact lenses.