Friday, March 03, 2006
This is hilarious. Midwest, a woman, wonders what it might be like to wake up one day with a penis:
I stand up and watch it flop down. I flick it up and watch it drop again.A must-read.
(...) I again stretch my new dick out long, this time trying to tie it in a knot. I'm disappointed to discover that, like head hair, it won’t maintain it’s shape.